Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Prizzint me Plz

People sometimes ask me about why I gravitate toward humor, what makes me want to be funny. Usually my answer involves the phrase "I dunno" or "uh-uh-uh" as it often comes out. But I really don't. I don't always do it for the attention, so people will like me, or for any external reasons, because I seriously do stuff to crack myself up. Anyone who watches me play games or anything on my computer will watch me wink and point at the computer, then laugh at myself for having done it.

Another example, whenever I send emails to myself, I give them ridiculous subject lines. I realized that today when I typed P in to the subject box and 14 previously used subjects of "Prizzintle", "Plz to Print Me Sir" and "PRINT OR DIE!!!!" popped up. No one else sees these, until now not many people know about them, but I do it every time. And every time I go to the computer lab and go to print what I just emailed myself, I giggle a little. "Heheh, oh me from 5 minutes ago, I'm gonna miss you."

Another thing I love is jokes for other people as little secret presents, for instance, the octavio contact. If you don't know what that is, you will soon enough. For those of you that know what it is, I leave you with this:


Thursday, August 19, 2010

Clemson University Parking

Dear Authoritative body taking over $100 from almost every enrolled student on a campus of over 7000 people trying to become one of the top 20 public universities in the united states; the same people who introduced the "Shield" parking sticker; the same people who did not finish messing with Lee Hall parking before said 7000 students returned; the same people who took out the commuter spots on that little road that leads to Lee; the same people who seem to have allowed some 30 spots be blocked off on the first day of classes for some tailgate by the stadium; the same people who seem to intentionally make parking more difficult just to issue more tickets,